the escape.
A WEEKEND OF ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
May 2 - 5, 2025
Dundee, Oregon
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The world is a mess.
You don’t have to hold it together.
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The news is a dumpster fire.
Work is demanding.
Your inbox is overflowing.
Everyone needs something from you.
But not this weekend.
This weekend, the world can spin without you.
No work. No family. No kids. No emails. No calls. No decisions.
Just you—wrapped in stillness, warmth, and the kind of quiet that lets you exhale all the way.
You can sleep all weekend if you want to.
You can sip coffee on the patio without anyone asking for a damn thing.
You can take a nap before noon and pour a glass of wine before dinner.
You can do absolutely nothing—or stay up late laughing, playing games, drinking wine, and dancing in the kitchen.
The only ask? Phones on Do Not Disturb. The world can wait.
This isn’t a retreat. It’s a getaway from life itself. No deep work. No breakthroughs. No agenda. Just rest.
So my only question for you is:Â How do you want to refill your cup?
Come escape with me.Â
This past weekend, I had an epiphany—selling and hosting a traditional retreat would feel like work. For me. For you. It would come with expectations, things to achieve, things to “fix.”
I want none of that. We are already drowning in the fixing.
THE ESCAPE is zero pressure. No extra “to-dos.” No lists of ways to improve.
You are already doing enough. You are enough. So come as you are.Â
This is your chance to set it all down for three days—to step away from the weight of it all, to simply exist, and to actually have fun.
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What's waiting for you?Â
 ✨ The Joy of Doing Nothing. No productivity. No to-do lists. No shoulds. Just the rare, delicious freedom to exist without obligation.
✨ Decadent Rest. Sleep until your body wakes up on its own. Take a midday nap. Curl up with a book. Wander aimlessly. Let your only job be to listen to what you need in each moment.
✨ Unfiltered Indulgence. Savor every sip, every bite, every deep breath. Stretch, sink into a plush chair, and let yourself be fully taken care of.
✨ The Magic of Whim. Decide in real-time what feels good. Wine by the fire? A soak in the hot tub? A long, slow breakfast? Let yourself be fully guided by ease.
✨ Laughter, Togetherness & Play. Easy, effortless connection over shared meals, late-night giggles, and unhurried conversations. Stay wrapped in solitude or lean into community—your choice.
✨ A Weekend Without Decisions. For once, you don’t have to figure anything out. No planning. No problem-solving. Just showing up and allowing yourself to be.
✨ The Ultimate Permission Slip. To rest. To indulge. To do whatever the hell you want. No justification needed.
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What's Included?
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Luxury & Comfort. A stunning retreat home with plush beds, spa-like bathrooms, and vineyard views.
Delicious Meals. Gourmet food prepared by a private chef—no cooking, no thinking, just enjoying.
Slow Evenings. Wine by the fire, games, stories, and maybe even a little dancing.
Total Freedom. Sleep in, nap midday, stay up late, go completely off-grid if you want to.
Space to Be. Read, write, draw, knit, stretch, or simply do nothing at all.
Connection (If You Want It). Share laughter, conversations, and quiet moments with like-minded women.
No pressure. No responsibilities. No shoulds.
Your Weekend
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Friday | Arrival & Welcome
Arrive at 4:00 PM on May 2nd. Drop your bags, exhale deeply, and let someone else take care of you for a change. Sip bubbles, settle in, and enjoy a gourmet welcome dinner where the only expectation is to savor and unwind.
Saturday & Sunday | Indulge in Rest
Wake up when you want. Maybe you sip coffee in silence. Maybe you take a morning walk or journal in bed. Maybe you lounge all day, wrapped in a blanket, reading or staring at the clouds. Every whim is yours to follow. Every indulgence is encouraged.
Spend the afternoons as you wish—alone in stillness, soaking in the hot tub, or in deep belly laughter over lunch. No schedule, no structure—just time to let yourself breathe. At night, gather around the table for meals that nourish, conversation that flows, and a little bit of mischief as the evening unfolds.
Sunday Night |Â A Final Toast
As the weekend winds down, we’ll celebrate the weekend over dinner, soaking in the warmth of shared stories, soft smiles, and knowing you took this time for yourself.Â
Monday Morning |Â A Slow Goodbye
After one last luxurious sleep and a final nourishing meal made just for you, ease into the rest of your day—on your terms. You’ll leave feeling rested, recharged, and deliciously unrushed.
welcome to
THE FOUR NINES
dundee, oregon
Your Sweet Escape.
Indulge in ultimate relaxation at this luxurious property in the heart of Oregon's wine country. The 40-acre property boasts breathtaking views of the surrounding vineyards and rolling hills.
Four Nines offers a luxurious retreat with spacious, beautifully decorated areas, a gourmet kitchen, and a handcrafted dining table. Outdoors, enjoy the covered patio, a 17-foot jacuzzi with heated seating, a gas fire pit, and stunning vineyard views.
Overnight Escapers. Reserve Your Room.
Eight women will enjoy a three-night stay (Friday - Sunday) in one of our luxurious accommodations, each designed for ultimate comfort and relaxation. The all-inclusive room rates include gourmet meals prepared by our private chef and a thoughtfully curated weekend of self-care.Â
Private Room: King Bed
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Shared Room: King Beds
This stunning room on the second floor has two king-sized beds, gorgeous French doors, and ample windows with breathtaking views.
$1,300
Book this room with a $500 non-refundable deposit.Â
1Â SPOT AVAILABLE
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Shared Room: 3 Beds (1 Separate, 2 Bunkbeds)
SECURE YOUR SPOTDay Escapers. Reserve Your Spot.
By indulging in our all-inclusive 3-day pass, three women can experience the weekend's restorative magic without overnight stays. Enjoy all gourmet meals prepared by our private chef (including Friday's Welcome Dinner) and all the nurturing amenities during the day.
All-Inclusive Day Pass
SECURE YOUR SPOTyour host:
kelly barnard
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For over 15 years, I chased achievement in the fast-paced advertising world—always producing, always proving, always pushing forward. Until one day, I realized I was completely disconnected from myself. I had silenced my own voice for so long, I wasn’t even sure who I was anymore.
That moment changed everything. I walked away and began the work of rebuilding self-trust, learning to listen inward, and making decisions from a place of deep authenticity.
Now, as a life coach and retreat host, I hold space for women to do the same. To step away from the noise. To reclaim their energy. To stop pretending they’re okay when they’re not.
The Escape isn’t just time away—it’s a radical act of self-care. A permission slip to rest when the world feels too heavy, to do nothing when you need it most, and to return to yourself without guilt.
Join me, and let’s give ourselves the space we so rarely allow.
deposits, payments & cancellationsÂ
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A $500 non-refundable deposit is required when booking to secure your spot at the retreat.Â
For those who book early, we offer a three-payment plan to make investing in your retreat experience more manageable.
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Payment Schedule:
$500 Non-Refundable Deposit at the time of booking to secure your spot.
March 1st: 50% of the remaining balance.
April 1st: Final balance due.Â
Final balances must be paid in full by April 1st, 2025.
Cancellations:
Due to the intimate nature of this retreat, cancellations are subject to the following policy:
- Cancellations before March 1, 2025, will receive a refund minus the $500 deposit
- Cancellations between March 1 and April 1, 2025, will receive a 50% refund minus the deposit
Cancellations after April 1, 2025, are non-refundable
Travel insurance is recommended in case of unexpected changes.Â
If you have any questions, email [email protected].
questions + answers.
What’s not included in the cost of THE ESCAPE? Â
Travel to and from The Four Nines, airfare, travel insurance, optional activities or outings not outlined in our retreat itinerary.
What will I get by attending?  Â
I believe this weekend will meet you exactly where you are, offering whatever you need most—deep rest, playful connection, or simply the space to breathe. This weekend isn’t about doing more; it’s about listening to your needs and just being.
When do I get the full schedule?Â
A loose itinerary, house address, and packing list will be emailed at the beginning of April.
What food allergies can be accommodated? Â
Our chef can accommodate most food allergies. We will send you a questionnaire before our retreat so you can fully inform us of your dietary needs.
Will there be alcohol?Â
Evenings will feature wine and sparkling wine. Illegal drugs are prohibited, and alcohol should be consumed responsibly.
I’m coming from out of town, where do I fly into?
The closest airport is Portland International Airport (PDX), about 45 to 60 minutes from The Four Nines.
